...because I have double D's.
(I actually did it for the lulz)

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Pick the number of the month you were born in1 - I ate
2 - I jumped
3 - I robbed
4 - I needed
5 - I ran shirtless with6 - I cuddled with
7 - I smoked with
8 - I banged
9 - I shot
10 - I RAN NAKED WITH
11 - I stabbed
12 - I killed
Pick the day you were born on01 - A toothbrush
02 - A dog
03 - A hottie
04 - A homo
05 - A rock star
06 - A condom
07 - A glass of milk
08 - My boyfriend
09 - The kool-aid man
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - The Trojan man
12 - A Teletubby
13 - A porn star
14 - A drink
15 - A horse
16 - A pot head
17 - A bum
18 - My lover
19 - A stripper
20 - A crack head
21 - A homeless guy
22 - Barney the Dinosaur
23 - The Cookie Monster
24 - Myself
25 - A bowl of cereal
26 - A golf ball
27 - A bag of weed28 - A french fry
29 - Your mom
30 - A mop
31 - Your grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearingWhite - Because that ho stole my taco
Black - Because I'm raw like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - Because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- Because I had to
Polka Dots - Because I hate my boyfriend!
Purple - Because I'm gay
Gray - Because I love marijuana
Other - Because I have double D'sGreen - Because I love to snort cocaine
Orange - Because I smoked crack
Turquoise - Because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - Because im a pimp
Shirtless - Because I've got abs
Tye dye- Because I didn't like the way they looked at me
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Do you Believe in Destiny? [Shaman King]
All is one, one is all. [Full Metal Alchemist]
La vida es una lucha. [Rozen Maiden]
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